Tiger Demotivational Poster
CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.
WIZARD OF OZ -
CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.
BEEP - BEEEEEEP!
CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...
TIGER SHARKS -
FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -
WAIT A SEC.... - Did you just call me a pussy?
GERMANS - they DO have a sense of humour
SNOWBALL FIGHTS - Oh, it was all fun and games trying to hit the tiger with a snowball. Once your team hit it? Then it was survival of the fittest.
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
REALITY - Tigers aren't our friends. Just ask Roy.
CATCH - Kitty just got a lot more playful.
CAT TOYS - Oh Dear!
THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!
KITTY CATS -
DOES THE WIFE KNOW - I am sure she knows by now.
TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)
MOTHERHOOD - The only good reason to make this face.
BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee
REMORSE - Some of us regret our transgressions Others regret getting caught
VERSUS - Not that kind of fight.. It's a staring contest
MAN'S BEST FRIEND -
TASMANIAN TIGER - It may be extinct, but it is far scarier than a flying shark
MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?
2 POINTS - For Passing The guard, but if LOGICDUDE, doesn't lock in that Flying Arm Bar...
STREET FIGHTER 2 WANNABES - Everyone was having a good time until Blanka Electrocuted everybody.
- Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.
IT WAS HORRIBLE - You have to give those bunnies some credit, though. They were quite remorseful afterwards.
EVEN ANIMALS - had a rebellion in the Matrix
OLD SCHOOL -
INTERSPECIES MARRIAGE - Just hop on top!
TIGER WOODS -
AWKWARD - I... uh... lost a bet to Logicdude. I want child support.
ALIMONY - The high cost of leaving.
5 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, 15 DAYS -
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH - It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
WHITE OR DARK MEAT, CHAMP? -
TIGER TERRITORY -
SPACE TIGER - DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE CAPS-LOCK
TIGERWOLF - Will find more Tigerwolf pictures. Don't you worry your pretty little heads about that! ;D
Tiger Attack -
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT... - I DON'T CARE!
EVERY ZOO IS A PETTING ZOO -
Ancient Gaze -
TRY ,TRY AND TRY AGAIN -
LOGICAL MOTIFAKES - Mr. Motifake loves a good poster... But that doesn't mean he wants mine.
HOOKERS - It's OK, she'll live on through all of the tomatoes this plant will grow & we'll find you a new one.
CUBBY AND LOGICDUDE - were finally married yesterday by Reverend Charles Bronson Jr. Congratulations!
THE PGA TOUR - When a hundred white men chasing a black man is entirely acceptable.
BUDGET CUTS - introduces the new econo-tank!
IRON - Ain't The Only Thing Tiger's Been Pumpin'....
HATING ON TIGER WOODS - Soon to be the biggest cliché since hating on the vampires in Twilight
Davy Crockett -
TIGERWOLF - Enjoys your comments, and is greatly amused by them. Keep em coming! ;D
TIGERS - Strike from beneath, hold tight, perform the death roll.... works every time
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE - Between a golf ball and an escalade? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards...
NOSTRADAMUS - He wishes he was as good as Marcy Michaels.
TIGER WOODS - I WANT YOU -
MR. WOODS - Is a money-making machine
MARKETING - It's important to stay current
LOGICDUDE - Look into my eyes, look into my EYES!!
HEY TIGER - How is the wife doing?
THE CEREMONIES - OF GOLF MASTERS
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY - Here kitty kitty kitty!
FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS - Aren't you so glad he isn't one of them.
MISTRESSES - Tiger thinks they should be seen and not heard
TIGER WOODS - got off light compared to THIS guy!!
A Sign of the Times -
All In Vain -
Chicken Race -